In how many seconds can you suck blood from Moriya Suwako?

<font size ="+2">Today's Target The Acme of Indigenous Gods</font> <font size ="+3">Moriya Suwako</font>

<font size ="+1">Scarlet Remilia's* QUIZ: Red the Nightless Castle</font>*It's actually written the reverse of its usual order in Japanese. This is a parody of "章造遠藤のクイズ! まぁまぁまぁ!" ("Shouzou Endou's Quiz! Maa Maa Maa"), one of segments from Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!! On the quiz show, Endou Shouzou enters the dressing room chanting "Maa, Maa, Maa" ("My, My, My") and tries to kiss the other male comedian. The question is how long he takes to succeed.

Copying Moonspeaker/henmere/Bansho's translation from post #808123