<font color ="crimson">NEW ISSUE</font>
<font color ="crimson">NEW ISSUE</font>
<span style ="font-size:150%; background-color:yellow; color:firebrick">VRIIIIT</span>
<span style ="font-size:150%; background-color:yellow; color:firebrick">VRIIIIT</span>
<span style ="font-size:150%; background-color:yellow; color:firebrick">VRIIIIT</span>
<font size ="+1" color ="#">The warning sirens in my head just went off...</font>
If I'm on my own, I can't go to the toilet!!
Oh, damn!!
<font size ="+1" color ="#">Welc-...</font>
<font size ="+1" color ="#">Welcommmme!</font>
<font size ="+1" color ="#">Welcome!</font>
At the event.
Well, watcha gonna do? I'll head there on my own, okay?
<font size ="+1" color ="#">Sorryyyy!</font>
My art's still not done, so there's no way I could manage it today.