I'll drive a thousand lead bullets up your asshole, and...

This time, once you turn into a witch, I'll totally say <font size=+2>"Sorry, lol, Miki-san lololol"</font>, blast you and burn you while laughing, and if there's even the smallest bit left, I'll *splish-splosh* flush it down with the toilet water, so prepare yourself!

Stop that.

Madoka, you're gonna be my bride!

Homuuu...

Take your rotten paws off her, you fucking bitch!

You germ medium!!

Madoka is my waifu, bogeh!! She's using "washi" (ワシ) here, a personal pronoun usually used by old men to refer to themselves.