Hello, is this the hospital? Because of the fever, my husband is talking in deliri-... yes...

But this proves that I'm not an idiot!

Well, it's probably a different disease...

M-...my joints are hurting like crazy as well, though!

...That's what she said, but...

Even if you get a fever, it will be only around 37°C.

The cold we have right now won't get you feverish, but it will make you continue to cough for a long time.